“Over a million people marched today in cities across the country to protest immigration laws. And while we were watching them do that, a million more people snuck across the U.S./Mexican border.”
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“This is what I don’t get about this. They’ve got oil. Their citizens love the United States. Forget Iraq, we should have invaded Mexico.”
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“You know these people coming across the border willing to work hard? I say make them senators. They couldn’t do any worse of a job than these guys are doing.”
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“The good news is that Congress is cracking down on illegal immigration. The bads news: a head of lettuce will now cost $300.”
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“This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it ‘white people.’”
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“This past week there were half a million illegal immigrants on the streets of Los Angeles and that was before the protests. That was Friday. … Half a million people? It looked like career day at Wal-Mart.”
